Dean: okay listen up folks we have a serious situation here, as you know when we reach a location I will be conducting a security sweep, also from now we will be using code names you can address me as eagle one, Lisa! code name, been there done that! Castiel is, currently doing that. Amara is, it happened once in a dream. Anna code name, if I had to pick a girl. Sam is..eagle two.
<p> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *sending friend hundreds of pictures with my otp*<p/><b>Me:</b> *pray for my otp*<p/><b>Me:</b> *dream about the future of my otp at bedtime*<p/><b>My friend:</b> What's wrong with you?<p/><b>Me:</b> I think I've lost control of my life...<p/></p><p/></p>
Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.
“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.
I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.
What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?
I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’
But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]
The fucking ufo is back at this point is not even creepy.
My dad keeps saying it’s a star but what star disappears randomly, is big yellow and triangular oh ya and FLIES ACROSS THE SKY
